homework

poison that kills students: homework
if you snooze you loose: don't get homework done
if you don't snooze you still loose: built up sleep deprivation

homework: automatic anger increase system

I'm going to die from my pile of homework

by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017

homework

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.

Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.

by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017

homework

Homework a messed up way for teachers to lay extra work on ur back when they don't bloody realise u have better things to do then do 5 bloody hours of rubbish every week

Homework is due next week
My Mind
Reminder to self : Enjoy Your Weekend Then Doing A Space Project You Did In Year 3 Too

by LifeInTheRealBoots May 14, 2016

homework

An assignment that teachers give their students as a form of nightly torture. It gets worse as you get older, and can range between 20mins and 5 hours a day. The teachers who give it don't give a crap about you and your personal life, even though some of them claim they do.

The government should abolish homework.

by hioagnvuhsbora September 3, 2016

homework

A combination of child labour and unpaid overtime. Often used by sadistic teachers, especially that one maths teacher who gives 2 hours worth of algebra homework.

fuck homework

by not_dover_ben January 29, 2020

HOMEWORK

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

you have homework today! I don't care if it takes you hour, you still have to do it!

by chick-fa-le October 6, 2020

homework

Hours
Of
My
Evening
Wasted
On
Ridiculous
Knowledge

"Why are you not coming over today?"

"Because I want to die."

"Why?"

"Homework."

by guy who hates school October 29, 2019