Chicago back handy

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.

“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”

by Gripster August 29, 2023

Mr. Handy

Some one that is extremely useful doing things. Male. Hands-on task oriented.

Ryan was Mr. Handy in the bathroom today. He got all the towel bars up and the toilet topper!

by BigRDaddy September 24, 2023

Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.

Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi

by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022

Handy Chance

Act of using your hand on a 10.5”er with Kung Foo Grip

Joe Biden loves performing the Handy Chance on other men.

by String B November 17, 2022

Sour Handy

A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.

Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection

by Sourhandyenjoyer September 17, 2022

Handy Zandy

The act of jerking off inside of a public school and getting caught multiple times. Proceeding to be every teacher's little baby and being the ultimate snitch.

" Wow, don't pull a Handy Zandy!!"

by genuisman69 September 20, 2022

Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021