wombo combo handjob

When she say she virgin but she give you the wombo combo handjob

Damn, she gave me the wombo combo handjob

by Kappington November 1, 2018

Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.

My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.

by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018

Rotating Handjobs

A declaration of entering the final portion of a project.

At the production meeting the costume department reported being down to rotating handjobs, also noting the end was in sight.

by courier289 September 18, 2018

Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018

Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.

I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.

by cdaworld January 16, 2024

Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.

1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.

by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024