hamilton

THE BEST FREAKING MUSICAL OF 2016 AND FOREVER.
Empowerment, Inspiration, & Sadness.
its perfect. <3

Person 1: Hey man, you heard of Hamilton?
Person 2: OUI OUI MON AMI/AMIE!
Person 3: PERSON 1 DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT!
Person 4: I'm totally telling the story of tonight
Person 5: omg how can i say no to this!
Person 6: person 5, don't say that! OR ELSE YOU WILL BURN.

by stupidjokesaremyspecialty October 21, 2019

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Hamilton

The best musical in existence you can fight me on that!

Person 1: Oh my god! Have you seen Hamilton?

Person 2: Duh! It’s the best musical in existence!

by Mtwin1 November 2, 2019

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Hamilton Bitch

A male history teacher's least favorite type of student. They don't know anything about history outside of a vague outline of the American Revolution, which is informed entirely by the very warped and skewed perspective of Hamilton, which blackwashes and idolizes the founders, despite them being slave owners in real life, and not being very nice people in general. They are constantly raising their hands during lessons and interrupting to comment that X thing was in Hamilton, or to ask confusedly about something else that wasn't in Hamilton. Female history teachers were once Hamilton Bitches, and therefore are usually sympathetic to them, but are generally more sobered by age. Hamilton Bitches are commonly spotted on Tumblr, where they make horrible ship content and hideous abominations like Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder, which was universally reviled by the left and right.

That Hamilton bitch won't stop pointing out how the American revolution is literally Hamilton.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann December 8, 2025

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Dan Hamilton

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…

That guy is a total Dan Hamilton, don’t get involved or you’ll get hurt

by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025

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