Future

The future doesnt exist

Guy:hey have you heard of the future?

guy 2:it doesnt exist btw

by theclock July 16, 2020

Future

Is thing that Billie eilish is in love with

Billie eilish: I’m in love with my future

by I.stole.your.cat September 22, 2020

future teller

A person who can tell the future

How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?

by thezackguy October 7, 2020

Futural

The opposite of mutual: To disagree

Simone was angry at Fraser over a futural decision

by Frizz0007 October 20, 2013

Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.

'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'

by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012

dirty future

a white individual that is very annoying. he always tries to get in your business and is so fucking dumb. he most likely has curly hair and blue eyes. He will show up to your locker room and dip your mouthguard in the toilet

look its dirty future

by dirtymen January 17, 2023

Future

Ab artist who doesn’t miss and is a city boy for life. One of his best quotes is “ I just took a bitch to eat at chipotle spent another sixty thou on a rollie”

Chris: U like a dirty south rapper from the AAAAA
Connor: Yes, I listen to future

by Chris_Blicky February 1, 2023