chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.

Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.

by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024

Elf euphemism

A euphemism that stupidly normalizes or "shrinks" bad and vulgar words into dumb-freshly idiot euphemisms or Humpty Dumpty moron euphemisms

"Blonderasious" is an elf euphemism of "blondejerky"

by Maltreater Carmeile September 3, 2025

Elfed

Also Elfing.

A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.

Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.

Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.

Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!

by Donlentile March 13, 2025

Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but gay and more lesbian than billie eilish

he got that sadness in his eyes u only see in elf bar american gothic gay porn

by busybrat July 6, 2024

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but even more lesbian than billie eilish

he got that sadness in his eyes that u only see in elf bar american gothic porn

by busybrat July 6, 2024

elfing

The act of cumming on someone's face, then throwing glitter onto them.

I love elfing on you lil' bro

by anonymous April 13, 2025