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Sparkinson's Disease

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.
"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE
by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012
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Foxheimer's Disease

A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.
"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."
by Karaoke Joe December 15, 2011
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fundzalow disease

"Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.
Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.

"Stop being a Jew, Ma"

"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"

"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"

"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"
by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012
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Bean disease

A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.
“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”

“ yah!”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
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Irre Disease

Irre disease is a non contagious virus that is non fatal and causes no harm to the body. In fact the only side effect of the Irre disease is that you become irresistible in every way. Patients with this disease are extremely gorgeous and even have a great personality with a perfect sense of humor. These patients have a sort of sparkle that just makes them even more amazing. Although there is no cure for the Irre disease you do not have to worry because the only being in the galaxy with this disease is Angel Hermosillo. Like I previously stated it is not contagious and no one else can ever get this disease.
"Angel Hermosillo has had the Irre Disease since the day she was born"
by Willard Hewitt July 31, 2017
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croats disease

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...
by bjeng July 12, 2018
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bummy disease

when one cannot sing any song without including 'bum' or 'bummy' in a sentence they sing. it was made by me and my cousin.
"woaaah, woahh, i need a bum romance." - Keela

"dude, you got bummy disease?"
by immemoriess January 19, 2019
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