wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

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The Food Cycle

Having a fancy over a particular snack for a certain period of time; when your boredom of that previous snack takes over; you begin to choose another particular different snack for a certain period of time and so forth in a cycle...

The food cycle occurred within me and now I have kitkats

by food whore January 28, 2021

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spin-cycle

Noun: when your friends start are making fun of you or teasing you

Jared: Yo that shirt is mad gay Frank
Frank: What...
Dennis: Yh and you look like a bird!

Jared: He's in the spin-cycle!

by Flagrant fan April 22, 2021

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Brovary Cycle

The cycle in which, like a period, a males testicles will fall off and begin to regrow over the course of a month.

“My balls fell off, my teacher told me i just was going through the brovary cycle.”

by Mike hawkly April 27, 2021

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Hire Fire Promo Cycle

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.

With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle

by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021

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