basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana
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by Banana T September 15, 2018
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An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola”
Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil
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