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Colonize

When a country invades another country or land for power, money or resources. When the land is invaded it is occupied because the people who colonized it is running the country but they can be forced out by revolution or war
We will colonize that land across the sea
by BAC3822 February 9, 2022
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colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
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Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!
by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021
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colonizer

A person who supports or turns a blind eye to the continued colonization and subjugation of indigenous people
Hey colonizer
by s1n1ster September 20, 2021
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Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.
by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022
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colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.
Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022
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Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.
"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!
by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021
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