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Take the cart

The urgent and overwhelming need to take a shit. In honor of Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf who, in a game in 2022, had to be taken to the locker room bathroom on the trainers cart to avoid soiling himself.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten those sketchy shrimp tacos, now I need to take the cart!
by NorseStar November 9, 2022
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Miami shopping cart

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.
by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022
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Carted

When you cough and fart at the same time
Ops - I just carted, my bad! :)
by Jallenna December 2, 2022
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Shard cart

Have a look at that cunt in the shard cart
by Gtech123 April 30, 2022
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Kind Cart

what a nice gamertag oh wait its owned by the one and only Lashawn Balls himself omg omg i love the kindcart
yes yes great
person 1: im really depressed :(

person 2: kind cart

person 1: yay im happi now
by FlingaFlonga May 6, 2022
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Omni-Cart

A term used when a corporation endeavours to produce software functionality so ridiculously ambitious but entirely disorganised that is forever destined to fail, crushing the poor souls who "down hill" of complete middle management failure.
My team is kicking off an Omni-Cart project again
by gerryko January 10, 2022
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Shell cart

Dirty smackhead who steals from old ladies and free giving pages to buy heroin and crack
Have you seen that dirty smackhead shell cart on Facebook?
by Salam alakum October 20, 2022
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