Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023

Live in my basement

A phrased used to demean or humble people that look down on you for no reason.

Originating from 30 year olds living in their parents basement because they thought they could get a masters degree. And it qualified them for any work they chose despite zero work experience.

Ex 1: Live in my basement Dickhead

Ex 2: They were like: oh yea, well I actually am getting my masters so that I be a lobbyist for NRA— oh but what about you… And I was like fuck you bitch, live in my basement- you dont know me from a can of paint!

by johnmichaelthethird September 16, 2023

Covet - Basement

1.) the most depressing non depressing song ever.

2.) Sam Sulek fans

gym bro: what song you listening to bro?

gym bro 2: covet - basement bro

gym bro: damn bro what'd she do!?!?

by Pvt. Gaming September 23, 2023

Basement stuff

The allure of what goes on in a basement when people are elluded to the bottom of a house.

basement stuff was had last night, I didn't expect that to happen to them on that day.

by kasnuaku November 18, 2022

Basement

Something your mom is in

Hey man your mom is in my basement she had fun last night

by BeansriceJesusChristandbiren January 3, 2022

Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 4, 2022

Koonzy’s basement

Koonzy’s basement is a realm unseen by god, it is an infinite purgatory of hallways and slowly rotating tables. Those who are damned walk these halls are rarely seen again, for many horrors stalk these halls. There is no salvation to be found in this dark realm, only the infinite hordes of the smol Ames, always watching.

Koonzy’s basement is an unescapable constant, you will never escape.

by Le potat May 20, 2022