A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.
Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022
Get the Simp mug.A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
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A sick fuck who doesn't have a life that spends money on girl and should get a real job instead of using their life savings to give to a "gamer girl" on twitch or other platforms.
by De wise Monk3y January 23, 2022
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Get the simp mug.1) A word that is misused, often by boys, to degrade someone for respecting or caring for the opposite gender.
2) Some boys or girls will use “simping” as a tactic to get in someone’s pants by wiggling their way through the other person’s heart. Which the correct definition for this is “manipulation”.
3) The correct term of “simp” or “simping” is when a person is overly caring for another person too the point they would do anything and/or everything for them. Even though the other person won’t do the same.
2) Some boys or girls will use “simping” as a tactic to get in someone’s pants by wiggling their way through the other person’s heart. Which the correct definition for this is “manipulation”.
3) The correct term of “simp” or “simping” is when a person is overly caring for another person too the point they would do anything and/or everything for them. Even though the other person won’t do the same.
“I heard he didn’t take the career offer? I thought it was his dream job.”
“Yea, he didn’t want to leave her side since it so far away. Though she plans on moving to London without him next year.”
“He must be simping for her hard.”
“Yea, he didn’t want to leave her side since it so far away. Though she plans on moving to London without him next year.”
“He must be simping for her hard.”
by BellaBumbleBee January 25, 2022
Get the Simp mug.1. Another way to say crush
2. A person who overly desires another person who is probably not worth it
3. A "crush" that's closer to lust or kin for a celebrity or fictional character
2. A person who overly desires another person who is probably not worth it
3. A "crush" that's closer to lust or kin for a celebrity or fictional character
1. I'm simping so hard for Bailey
2. I bought Donna so many things for Valentine's Day.
Dude you guys aren't together. You're just being a simp.
3. I simp for Nagito Komaeda and Miley Cryus.
2. I bought Donna so many things for Valentine's Day.
Dude you guys aren't together. You're just being a simp.
3. I simp for Nagito Komaeda and Miley Cryus.
by WhAt'S yOuR hAnDlE????? January 26, 2022
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