Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

Water

A liquid. Don't drink too much unless you want your toilet to suffer.

Charlie: I'm gonna get more orange juice
Mark: This is the 10th one you're gonna have in 1 hour. Drink some water instead.

by stun_seed_backwards December 17, 2021

Cow Water

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021

Water

Work, weight, or some other kind of illegal inventory shit!

"Reach for this water we'll go at your melon." Lil Baby

by Koolaidman176 December 20, 2021

Dog water

A player who sucks at Fortnite and has terrible aim so he can't get any kills.

Bro why are you searching yourself up? Dog water!

by SillySalleh December 24, 2021

Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.

Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.

by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021

is water wet

Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.

Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained

Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4

by Croldfish December 27, 2021