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blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
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fish

Describing someone with a BIG ASS forehead.
by bigmonsterisgaylol May 19, 2019
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One fish

How much are those sneakers? One fish? Cmon man how about just a hundred
by Freshcuts December 5, 2019
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crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.
Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.
by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019
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Ramen Fish

When you boil water, put it into a females vagina, then proceed to shove a block of ramen deeply inside of the female and let it cook, then put a goldfish in to swim in the ramen
Guy: wanna try a ramen fish?
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
by RamenFishGang December 10, 2019
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See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019
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Dick fishing

When a single woman or single gay man heads out looking for a hook-up, at a local bar.
Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”
by superkustom December 13, 2019
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