When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.
Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.
by thetexian June 27, 2024
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where tf did the name even come from?
where tf did the name even come from?
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