Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.

Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.

by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.

by DearUniverse July 14, 2016

butt year

When something or someone takes an absurdly long time (a year is a long time in the life of a butt).

"Ugh can we leave already? You're taking a butt year to get ready!"

by Harassa of Parassa July 8, 2016

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

At 28, John experienced The Wedding Year where (from May to November) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, Uncle, and Roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. He racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.

by DearUniverse June 22, 2016

Vagina year

1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.

Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"

by biscuitead9023 February 23, 2011

Year of the Opps

2023 is the year of the Opps

“Yo butch did you hear 2023 is the year of the opps

by Harrycrane78 January 20, 2023

Fur-Year

Furry Fan Year Is the Similar to Furday, Furweek, And Full Furry February, But its for a whole year where Furries take control. (Happens every year where the last number of the year is 1)

Furry: Hey! Its Fur-Year!
Person: Oh... oh no... not this year...

by Nya~Furry_yiff February 11, 2021