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wreck your pants

To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants
If you eat too much mexican food then you may wreck your pants and need to change before Joannie's big shindig.
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Catch Wreck

There are two meanings to 'catching wreck'.

1. Getting beat up.

2.Boosting or stealing clothes and getting away with it, almost like coming up on a pot of gold.
1. Son 'caught wreck' yesterday after school. Son is mad hurt today.

1. Son is going to catch wrek after school today.

2 Son caught wreck out at the Polo Mansion yesterday, came up with mad Polo shirts.

2. Son is going to catch wreck at the Polo Mansion today.
by catch wreck September 14, 2012
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Southwestern Train Wreck

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down
Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!
by Doabarreroll February 25, 2014
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Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.
"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"
by pixie December 1, 2004
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t-wrecks in effect

it's going down, the shit's hittin the proverbial fan, but in the shake that ass twerk it kind of manner.
that bitch is t-wrecks in effect
by cansuh chrisss March 24, 2008
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asian wrecking ball

1. N. an asian person driving a car

2. N. sexually: the same as when any other person performs any variation of the wrecking ball but with much less incurred damage/effect, or any referral to an asians pitiful balls
"holy shit that car was swerving in and out of 3 lanes, ran a red light, then stopped in the middle of the road for no reason right in front of me and whoever is driving is too short to see my middle finger. another god damned asian wrecking ball."

female friend 1: "so, you finally slept with jue jing ping-pong lingaling??"
female friend 2: "yea it was terrible. all i could feel was his nut sack tapping my thighs like a little asian wrecking ball."
by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011
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ship-wrecked mexican

....or, a Puerto Rican. Nah, bro, he ain't black, he a ship-wrecked Mexican!
'Yo, homey grifted two k off that ship-wrecked Mexican!
by ULtiMaTe oZ April 5, 2006
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