Todd schmidt

Lazy or half ass

Wow that was a todd schmidt move

by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020

Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife

Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.

by MaryTodd November 18, 2012

Todds and Stacys

Young, conservative professionals or preppy types.
Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.

After work the gym fills with Todds and Stacys.

by Punjab January 14, 2013

Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson

im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was

by James shitllett November 13, 2011

On todd

The most epic term to replace on god because who would want to say on god when you can say on todd

Dude i just had sex with a hot girl
put it on todd
on todd bro

by kaidunwoody May 25, 2023

Todd

A guy that women propose to.

Todd told me « She got on her knees, handed me flowers and gave me a ring »

by anonymous January 31, 2023

L Todd

Todd is the gayest of the gays. He is the one that all of the gays look to when they are having hard times. No matter how hard the problem is, Todd always makes sure to jump on it.

Me and my boyfriend are not being the L Todd that we could be.

If L Todd was here, he would show us how to suck the golf ball through the garden hose.

by Wisconsin Redneck Trucker February 2, 2023