Todd schmidt

Lazy or half ass

Wow that was a todd schmidt move

by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020

Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife

Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.

by MaryTodd November 18, 2012

Todds and Stacys

Young, conservative professionals or preppy types.
Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.

After work the gym fills with Todds and Stacys.

by Punjab January 14, 2013

Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson

im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was

by James shitllett November 13, 2011

Todd

A person who has claims to be tough, but really is a sensitive little shit. Will try to make hurtful jokes to people, but once a joke is directed his way, he will start to bitch and moan because people are picking on him.

Because of this, he starts to make excuses for not being social, when

Oh quit being a fucking Todd, it's a fucking joke.

by PentilenceIncarnate November 22, 2021

Todd

Todd, the ultimate cunt.
Rude and obnoxious and always in trouble.
Always punching above his weight

“Oh fuck here comes that guy Todd, quick hide behind this plant”

by Thefunniestguyforever November 23, 2021

todd

normally fat and chunk, also has a tiny penis and likes Toms dick in his mouth.

Normally has dyslexia aswell

that kid todd is fat

by nibbersingh November 24, 2021