Texas Tavern

1. A hole in the wall restaraunt in Roanoke, VA AKA the millionaires club. A place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.

2. An eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.

3. Serving 1000 people, 10 at a time

4. We don't cash checks and we don't play with bumblebees

The internet support department went to the Texas Tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.

by myowneviltwin August 18, 2009

Texas Teaser

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

by Ryan C. April 17, 2003

Texas id

A large belt buckle with a unique owner name.

Nah, no need to get his name - it's right there on his Texas ID - "Bubba"

by BJohn February 4, 2008

texas cigarette

Much like a post-coital cigarette, you roll over and fire your gun straight up. A good ol' after-slam shootin'.

Damn that was good. Time for a Texas Cigarette. Pew pew!

by THAhammer9091 April 14, 2016

The Texas Chainsaw

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.

“Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

The Texas Whisper

Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.

Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?

Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!

by Thicc Tittie December 6, 2019

Texas Soirée

The act of pissing inside someone’s ass, or vagina.

Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”

by leavesomefortherestofus April 12, 2020