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Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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Seagull

When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull
I turned her in to a seagull last night, safe to say she wasn’t impressed
by Fatboii3578 May 20, 2023
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Seagulled

When food is brought into a meeting, left in the hallway and non-meeting employees grab little bits as they pass by
What happened to our meeting snacks? The accounting department seagulled them.
by Josephe TIG June 9, 2023
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Majestic Seagull

Some goofy goober guy who is a bit silly and introverted but cool
Wow! Is that Majestic Seagull, I bet all the huzz likes him!
by Not Majestic Seagull May 1, 2025
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Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.
“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”
by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025
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Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.
Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..
by That’s so raven April 23, 2024
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Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.
Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..
by That’s so raven April 23, 2024
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