Salty cactus

Slang for being salty

Stop being a salty cactus, you fucking twat

by HotandspicyJL April 24, 2015

Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth

My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth

by The whale May 22, 2015

Salty Roger

A crusty semen-stained gym sock that has been used too many times.

Son, I found a pile of salty rogers under your bed. Please use tissues instead!

by SatoshiNakamoto December 5, 2017

salty

kinda like treated. but worse.

Dude 1: 'you're stupid.'
Dude 2: 'your mom is stupid!'
Dude 3: 'SALTY!'

by efizzleslim July 6, 2010

Salty

Shame

Ha, ha, salt on you!
(When you are embarrassed for having messed up, someone can say "Salt on you.")

by ginger October 28, 2003

Salty Kids

6-9 year olds (maybe even older) that always get mad over something like seats,food,even crayons (which is the reason for their saltiness most of the time)

tip: don't interact with them or else they'll annoy you to death with their saltiness
(see: salty to get an idea of "Salty Kids")

Person1: Want to go to that party for kids?
Person2:Nope don't wanna be with salty kids.

by shriekkk December 4, 2018

Salty Breakfast

Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.

I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.

by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007