ridge cooker queen

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look at that sexy ridge cooker queen

by girl890 November 16, 2018

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moreland ridge middle

disgusting middle school filled with hoes that jus want the D. Fakest people i’ve ever met go here. annoying 6th graders think they the shit, 7th graders have discovered “gay” and now use it in every sentence. 8th graders smoke weed and get suspended for juuling in the bathroom. teachers are annoying asf and give u hella hw. the principal looks like a meth-head. Moreland has stupid fundraisers that they prolly jus use the money to give the principal some more meth. ok goodnight

girl1- Look at the ugly hoe.
girl2-yep! she goes to moreland ridge middle

by ur mommy22 March 16, 2019

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ridge tonguing

a female licking under the corona to see if you’ve been circumcised to check if you are hydrated.

The adult actress was ridge tonguing her partner to make sure she could swallow some semen which can be an antidepressant.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

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Maple Ridge

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.

-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018

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