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You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.
You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.
Wow, where did you find that Pedro guy? He's awesome.
Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.
Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.
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Get the Pedro mug.The sexiest man alive. He pulls every woman. Without fail. Everyone loves him. He is strong and muscular. His best friend usually has the name of "Jasper". They are usually Mexican and live in Indiana. There other friends name are usually "Elliot" "Vincent".
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