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Spooky Midget

The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.
"Holy shite a spooky midget just feckin attacked me"
"Dont you mean a little person?"
"no"
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Super Midget

A mighty little man (or woman) who is extremely muscular or strong especially with their domante hand. Typically from south america or the southern areas of countries, and are extremely good at tumbling in races because their legs are to short to run fast. Also have a very short temper and memory.
Man: Nice job on the race, you roll pretty fast!
Super Midget: F#CK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWAT!
Man: Wow calm down bro
Super Midget: What, I didn't even do anything bro?
by WhiteisTheNewRight March 23, 2017
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Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.
by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017
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suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.
Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.
by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017
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midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016
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midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.
Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle
by Cert Andy June 7, 2016
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