Necrotic Massage

Unlike an erotic massage that’s fun and sensual, a necrotic message is when Heather gets spanked so bad in foosball her body starts to eat itself in shame. An arm is usually amputated.

Jackson gave heather a necrotic massage at dog bar last night. She still hasn’t recovered.

by Jterp June 6, 2025

Iraqi Massage

1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.

I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen

by BackwardsRetard April 12, 2023

Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.

ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.

by Taumaoe April 21, 2023

man massage

Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.

Me: Yo Dawg come give me one of those Man Massages to pleasure myself

by JakeypooMaurice May 11, 2023

Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches

Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.

by thegchad May 18, 2024

massage envy

the worst fucking place in the entire world.

i’m going to hell, massage envy.

by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022