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lincoln logs

Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.
I shat licoln logs again, must be them damned pretzels.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
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java log

A fireplace faux-log made mostly from coffee beans.
It is most effective when a handsome blonde-ish man (preferably named Opie) and his male friend (preferably a stupid stand-up comedian with an unclipped cock) light one up and then do the homo thing.
Hey man, let's put on a java log and play a Robert Reed roleplay!
by Jimmy Robinson November 15, 2006
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Linking Log

This is when a male stands over a female (piledriver position) and proceeds to put his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.
We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.
by redrocket September 16, 2008
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boner log

a chart used to catalog the frequency, duration, causation, and time of occurrence of any boner during a given period; similar to a dream diary; best formatted in an Excel spreadsheet. A boner log can be most useful in measuring one's virility or libido.

Also handy in arena of male competition.
In our double-blind, analytical study, the boner log was used to measure the virility of males age 75-80.

BRO 1: Dude, look at my boner log. I get hard every day at 3:00.

BRO 2: That's weak! Look at this. I had one for 30 minutes last Wednesday.

BRO 1: Tight, bro.
by tboisen3 November 11, 2009
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natural log

(MATHEMATICS) a logarithm whose base is e (2.71828...)

The number e is a transcendental irrational, which means that it has infinitely many decimal places but cannot be expressed as a fraction.

A useful feature of the natural log function is that the derivative of (ln x) is 1/x.
The natural log of n is equal to the {log(base x)n} divided by the {log(base x)e}.
by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010
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logging ass

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.
"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?
by burbidge June 11, 2006
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Log Gobbler

A person who gets off from choking on a slimey piece of shit untill it ends up in their stomach later to be shat out and re-enjoyed by another sick fuck.
Chris - petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.

Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.

Chris - never ever return to my house.
by buttpirateee101 August 23, 2009
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