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Ivan

Ivan is my dad
by NotJurgen November 18, 2021
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Ivan

Ivan is an asshole who will use you until he’s bored of you.He’s the biggest hoe who doesn’t know what he wants.He’s a tryhard fuckboy.Don’t come a cross ivan if u don’t want your feelings hurt
Ivan is such a hoe
-yeah ik he sucks
by baddieroko November 21, 2021
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Ivan Gabriel

He is one of the most beautiful models he likes computers and he is very rare species. He has lots of women and Man
He is alpha gypsy he is most beautiful thing on planet everybody likes him
Wow look it is Ivan Gabriel lets neal
by THE BEST OF THE GREAT November 21, 2021
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Ivan Boseky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.
Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
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Ivan Boastky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
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Ivan

yo do you see that wild ivan? he got some big ass balls.
by Bloody Paradox January 30, 2022
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ivan

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.
by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022
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