Yep.
Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."
Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"
Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."
Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"
Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"
Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."
Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"
Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"
Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"
Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "
Moses "YES!"
Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
Exodus II
Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"
Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."
Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"
Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"
Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."
Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"
Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"
Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"
Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "
Moses "YES!"
Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
Exodus II
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
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John: "Yo did you know that Travis' real name is Jacques Bermon Webster II?"
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."
by dumfooz but the real one November 4, 2023
Get the Jacques Bermon Webster II mug.Charismatic King of Macedon from 359 BCE till his assassination in 336 BCE. He pulled Macedonia from being a struggling kingdom to a dominate power in the region. He was the father of Alexander the great. He conquered Greece. Innovated military tactics such as keeping formation while maneuvering. Improved the army with new 16 foot spears, and used cavalry as a strike force.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.
by fin82 February 7, 2024
Get the Philip II mug.It is a game from Roblox that is also an achievement in a game named "Pilgrammed", it can also be used as a joke when you take fall damage in a game
-"OH GOD IM FALLING-, and I am dead"
0hG0d14mf4ll1ng as died from fall damage
-"Broken bones II"
-"Broken bones II"
0hG0d14mf4ll1ng as died from fall damage
-"Broken bones II"
-"Broken bones II"
by SanityKing November 29, 2023
Get the Broken Bones II mug.Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
by Dr. Who's that chick? December 16, 2023
Get the Jack II mug.Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Synchronicity II
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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The main players are still the same with allies aboard the ISS.
The main players are still the same with allies aboard the ISS.
After Elon's plans to go to mars, it sparked another space race to planets instead of small celestial bodies.
We'll call it Space Race II.
We'll call it Space Race II.
by 1m1m0 December 23, 2022
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