Giraffe in the room

Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.

People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Giraffe party

One huge giraffe orgy involving the giraffes wearing sunglasses and bowties

I think my neighbors are having a giraffe party

by Reaper_boooiiii June 10, 2021

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat

That giraffe likes to think he is the shit

by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021

Giraffe

A long necked animal, not those weird sex poses.

You see this gif below? THIS is a giraffe, not those other perverted definitions.

by an idiot August 27, 2021

Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you

I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker

by rogersell January 12, 2025

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025