false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector

Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

False NATU

When a male fakes ejaculation inside a female during intercourse.

The guy is such a head case. He actually thought that pulling a false NATU on her was a good idea.

by Rawkerz September 28, 2020

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020

false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012

false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."

"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"

by dankhaddock October 17, 2012

False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.

"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013