Beat a face

To flawlessly apply makeup.

Oh, Gurl! She might dress like a truckstop hooker but she knows how to beat a face.

Miss Stoppertunity beat my face before the pageant.

by Tsa Tsa May 2, 2010

Face stomping

Term originating from small circles of Counter-Strike gamers. Refers to the act of doing something extraordinary or with great excellence. Also synonmous with 'pwning' in gaming. Can be applied in various forms as long as the words "face" and "stomp" are included within the text, although there are exceptions to this rule.

1. "You just witnessed a face stomping.
2. "That guy just got face-stomped."
2. "Dude, I'm stomping faces right now."
3. "I just stomped that math test's face!"
4. "Facial stompage."

by God. January 22, 2006

Piss Face

a rude, annoying asshole who thinks he's a hardass, bitches, moans and lies about everything in order to make friends. Pissfaces traditionally will lie about getting out in dodgeball, beat up children younger than them, cry often, lie about how much they party, say weird things to women, and wear clothing from wal mart with holes in them. They're often dirty and do dumbass things like play bloody knuckles or armwrestle women.They commonly are covered in muffling. Their natural habitat includes anywhere there are cigarettes or four wheelers. When a pissface is spotted it is encouraged to yell "sit down piss face!" and throw something at them. You can pissface-proof your home by keeping ample amount of literature in the home, having a male weighing at least 110 pounds around the house at all times, possessing plenty of soap, having a brick mail box, and digging holes in your yard and covering them with a blanket with leaves on top.

Piss Face! Everyone hates you!

by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008

Catfish Face

When a girl or guy has a slim face and an overweight body and only takes pictures from certain angles giving the false impression of being in shape.

Calvin: Yo how did the date with that online girl do.

Craig: Damn as soon as I saw her I gtfo. Her face said Beyoncé but her body said KFC.

Calvin: Couldn't you tell from her pics?
Craig: Nah she had that Catfish face!

by finntheawesomehuman May 29, 2015

Board Face

When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.

Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.

My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.

She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.

by Average Crank Team November 21, 2016

face collector

A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.

Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.

Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.

by kawar January 5, 2009

koala face

a face with a smile to show people that the person is happy for them, but without having true emotions.

In the Big Bang Theory TV series, Sheldon’s koala face is the smile that forms on his face when he’s watching koalas eat eucalyptus at the zoo. He uses the same face to show people (his girlfriend Amy in specific) that he is happy for them.

Sheldon: Thank you. Amy, I’d like to apologize. Your accomplishment was impressive. And I’m proud of you.

Amy: We both know that’s your koala face.

by Ciphers November 7, 2013