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Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.
That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.
by Zed Numar July 20, 2021
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dirt empty

Something that is so undeniably empty that it becomes as valuable as dirt.

May be used adequately in formal and non formal environments
“Jamarr: Yo pass me the grinder so I can roll up another wood”
“Lenny: Nah cuz that shit dirt empty”
by BBC Commander July 27, 2021
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Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore
Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty
by Yenia August 31, 2021
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Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.
"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
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the empty gestures

An upcoming high school garage-rock band from New Rochelle.
"Damn, The Empty Gestures are so sexy."
by Ohgoddamnbasedgod September 18, 2013
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Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 15, 2011
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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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