Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017

Diver

smelly bastards that don’t wash

“you smell like a diver”

by Damien Bliver December 30, 2017

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

Pussy diver

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.

Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 16, 2017

Chunk diver

Someone who digs out the best chunks of an ice cream, usually Ben and Jerry's. Universally accepted to be the worst person to share a tub with.

"Dude you're not having any of my cookie dough ice cream, you're a total chunk diver"

by Lazzatbtb June 19, 2017

sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.

That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.

by anonymous November 1, 2017