The symptoms:
One may spot a programmer experiencing code rage by the rictus of contorted disgust on their pallid, cater-pocked face, bloodshot eyes reflecting the hellish glare of the monitor.
Code ragees are not rational beings, and are liable to display acts of egregious cruelty and barbarism to those over whom they have dominion.
That is to say, insects and risible fantasy characters from Risk.
The cure:
i) The bug is located and neutered. An inflatedly jubilant sense of one's computational prowess in the face of seemingly irrepugnable difficulty finally gives way to nirvana.
ii) In the absence of a solution, eventually a sense of resigned calmness settles uneasily on the over-burdened shoulders of the poor wretch. Time is a great healer, but the programmer will never be quite the same again. There is a crushing realization that in the epic battle between will-power and won't-power, incompetence won the day.
One may spot a programmer experiencing code rage by the rictus of contorted disgust on their pallid, cater-pocked face, bloodshot eyes reflecting the hellish glare of the monitor.
Code ragees are not rational beings, and are liable to display acts of egregious cruelty and barbarism to those over whom they have dominion.
That is to say, insects and risible fantasy characters from Risk.
The cure:
i) The bug is located and neutered. An inflatedly jubilant sense of one's computational prowess in the face of seemingly irrepugnable difficulty finally gives way to nirvana.
ii) In the absence of a solution, eventually a sense of resigned calmness settles uneasily on the over-burdened shoulders of the poor wretch. Time is a great healer, but the programmer will never be quite the same again. There is a crushing realization that in the epic battle between will-power and won't-power, incompetence won the day.
by Andrew "King Dog" Mitchell May 19, 2006
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Get the Dress Code mug.In response to a Beer Explosion. A Code 8 directs all units to begin relief operations & commence immediate procurement of pretzels.
Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: (gets out of the car) I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Eddie: (into radio) We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels
Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: (gets out of the car) I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Eddie: (into radio) We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels
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1) Make paper
2) Stay fresh
3) Don't snitch
1) Make paper
2) Stay fresh
3) Don't snitch
"Yo man, I just heard Andre be snitchin' to the po' bout our grind..."
"Fo real? Shit dog, I thought dat fool knew street code. Let's go ice that bitch."
"Fo real? Shit dog, I thought dat fool knew street code. Let's go ice that bitch."
by silent98765 November 15, 2009
Get the Street code mug.Originally derived from the movie Thirteen Days, the term “Code 13” has numerous definitions:
1. This information, of or relating to political strategy, is meant to be kept top secret, private, and on the downlow.
2. Privileged information.
Then being applied by prestigious members of the Warren Mott High School elite, in Warren, Michigan, the code took on an underground meaning as well:
3. The motorcade formation of vehicles traveling to various locations as a group confidentially.
The group is recognizable by their high speed driving in uniquely equipped American-made vehicles, with chrome “13” emblems, through residential areas, highways, and school parking lots. Certain political affiliations allow the financially sufficient and resourceful brotherhood to remain elusive and ambiguous.
1. This information, of or relating to political strategy, is meant to be kept top secret, private, and on the downlow.
2. Privileged information.
Then being applied by prestigious members of the Warren Mott High School elite, in Warren, Michigan, the code took on an underground meaning as well:
3. The motorcade formation of vehicles traveling to various locations as a group confidentially.
The group is recognizable by their high speed driving in uniquely equipped American-made vehicles, with chrome “13” emblems, through residential areas, highways, and school parking lots. Certain political affiliations allow the financially sufficient and resourceful brotherhood to remain elusive and ambiguous.
1/2) Ben: You ridin' with us, or you chillin' with your girl?
Tim: Man, I dumped that hoe, but keep it code thirteen.
3)Rod: This game is wack.
Steve: Let's code thirteen outa here.
Tim: Man, I dumped that hoe, but keep it code thirteen.
3)Rod: This game is wack.
Steve: Let's code thirteen outa here.
by NOTMYNECK March 5, 2007
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(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.
X: "But Mary, why you date wall-streeters?"
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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by Crys. July 16, 2008
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