the clause

jordan's transness

"why is jordan allowed to stay over?"
"jordan doesn't have the facilities to make anything happen."
"ah, the clause."

by whatskillingkenny May 10, 2023

Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.

Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023

Sanny Claus

Essentially a reverse burglar. He comes into your house and gives you presents, especially if you leave him cookies and beer and a carton of Pall Mall Lights.

You be good now, or else Sanny Claus'll put coal in your stocking.

by EugeneJohnson42000 December 6, 2023

Clau

Clau is a very nice person. Sometimes Claus are depressed and dont know how to handle with bad things but soon they get better.
Claus are great lovers and also they are crowned with a big dick.
If u know a Clau u can be very very happy.
Clau has not a lot of friends but he has the best friends on earth. Everyone wants to be Claus friend or something more😏
Claus are the best boyfriends on earth and they dont care about other girls.

Stacy: Hey look theres Clau!
Samantha: Oh my god yeah he is so hot isnt he?
Stacy: Yeah he is definitely!!
Lucy: Ehm guys?! He belongs to me okay?!
Stacy: Oooh Claus girlfriend whoopsy..

by anonymousteddy October 16, 2019

Claus Nicklass

If you know a guy with the name Claus Nicklass you are quite lucky. He is usually a funny guy and loves to party. He often has brown or light brown hair and he is ourtoverted. He listens to music a lot and like when he get to performs his music peace’s to different people. He is kind and sweet at first, when you have known that guy in a while he becomes super funny and crazy too.

#Girl one -OMG IS CLAUS GOING TO PLAY WITH KNIFES AND POUR KETCHUP ON HIMSELF?!!?
#Girl two- It is actually Claus So I think you’re right!
He is a really sweet guy.
Claus Nicklass means weird.

by Claus Nicklass October 19, 2019

the winglis clause

A new version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ (the longer an internet argument/debate/discussion goes on the likelihood of a reference to Hitler increases) which we’ll call ‘The Winglis Clause’ that states that as soon as Trump is brought into an internet argument/debate/discussion the topic will immediately descend into a lengthy and verbally spiteful ‘left vs right’ debate leaving the original topic trampled underfoot like an unfit tourist in Pamplona trying their hand at ‘the running of the bulls’. It’s basically a more ‘en flique’ version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ with a few extras on it. In the spirit of Hollywood I have taken an existing, perfectly brilliant concept and repackaged it with some metaphorical CGI.

As soon as someone pulled the winglis clause out during a very interesting thread about the Ohio State Fair I knew it was time to log off before the Trumpeters showed up to argue how great the tiny handed Emperor is.

by Grill Bill December 6, 2020

Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 9, 2020