Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

Cape gay

It’s exit 0 off the park way .. gayest town on the east coast

“How to get to cape “gay” May ... go all the way south and turn gay “

“ you even been to cape May ? U mean cape gay “

Place where men have sex in public

by Henny god July 18, 2018

Cape dragger

A person who is lazy and incompetent.

Man, look at that darn cape dragger over there, he doesn’t know or care what’s going on.

by Jean Claude October 1, 2018

Caping

Fucking someone in a Superman position

“Do you wanna try the caping position tonight baby?”
“FUCK YEAH!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU POUND ME IN THE CAPING POSITION, ADDING 12 INCHES TO MY HEIGHT”

by uterusnumberone February 26, 2023

Gaff-cape

a bathrobe that is worn around the house

wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells

by sixknee March 7, 2023

Co-caping

Co-caping: the act of donning a cape for your best friend as to show loyalty. A swearing to stand next to and fight the good fight against shamers and haters alike.

Friend 1.."everyone was talking shit behind my back... Saying all kinds of lies. I don't know how I'm going to go to work tomorrow"
Friend 2.."Don't worry, I will be co-caping with you.. we will fight this injustice together; BFF superheroes rising up together!"

by Memesydnie March 11, 2023

Starchy Cape

A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.

Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.

by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023