Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins

Yo my slime u got macbook bend g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020

jenny bend

A tattoo you get whilst cooked

I was so cooked o that bender I got a Jenny Bend tattoo

by Bender 101 December 13, 2020

Bend over

The act of bending over

It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.

by HarveyXDLOL November 4, 2020

bending sword

When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.

we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her

by So_u_think_u_can_stance January 22, 2021

fuck bend

The contorsion of the body for certain sexual positions

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.

by Rayven00 March 30, 2021

Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.

Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

circuit bending

The modification of electronic toys and synthesizers to make glitches and unique sounds using potentiometers, body contacts and switches

Me: How did Reed Ghazala actually come up with circuit bending?
Robbie: I don’t know, but I heard he used the term in the late 1990s.

Me: Yeah. I would like to try it out sometimes.
Robbie: I know what’s a great thing to circuit bend. A Casio SK-1 or other vintage Casio keyboard.
Me: Or even a Speak and Spell learning toy. It can also do great but strange sounds and glitches.

by bluestinger66 November 7, 2022