Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

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BATTY APPRECIATION DAY

having a fat ass

celebrated on 28th of every month

Finlay: wow its batty appreciation day!!

Charles:gotta love batty

by jbeeeezznigerr February 28, 2023

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Batty

Something gay or homosexual

Boy: I want a threesome with big boys
Boy 2: Woah, you weird guy fam, why are you so batty?

by TheRoadmanDefiner March 28, 2023

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Batty

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Batty is a Gigantic Ginger that wants to re-arrange the insides of a 5ft 3 Irish crackhead . He acts hard but he is the softest man to ever exist.He's said to have the best fingers in the business and is able to eat pussy for hours (supposedly) .Batty has an unholy obsession with HG and hopes to oneday marry her and have Three kids ;).

by Batty's Future Wife October 11, 2023

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Batties

We all know what baddies are. Don't get it fucked up. A batty is a big and tasty. A fat bih. The type of chicks you could only dream about if you could only get some pussy.

You be passing McDonald's like dayum peep those batties right there.

by RedWhiteGuy January 28, 2024

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