ban hammer

The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.

When the only conflict-resolution tool you have is a ban hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

by q359 July 25, 2023

ban cars

An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.

"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

banned weapon

A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is

Use the banned weapon on April fools day to prank ur friend

by SpeedyGod53 November 21, 2021

Roblox bans

Roblox bans are the things that get you banned for no reason at all. So, if you have beef with moderators, like Rube Sim, your probably gonna get banned, because of roblox moderators. So, I uploaded the winning smile, and got banned for it, for NO APPARENT REASON! Also, Roblox Moderators are crap as hell, as they are the ones responsable for false positive bans! I personally think that some are flickering robots and others are probably too corrupt to even exist, thus they shall burn!

IVE GOT BANNED FOREVER!!! CURSE YOU! ROBLOX BANS SUCK!

by IHATEROBLOXMODS November 25, 2021

banning high

Banning high is the most ratchet school. Its full of gangster wannabes that think they in a gang. All the girls talk shit. Also everyone they think there cool because they sell drugs.

Ew you go to banning high you freaking poser

by 6969turts October 17, 2019

BAN

A certified bitchass nigga

Lenny a Ban

by Ross da boss October 30, 2019

Ghost ban

Literally ignore someone in a chat.

Dood 1: Did you guys do the homeworks?
Dood 2: The new update of this game is soo cool!
Dood 3: You are absolutely right !
Dood 1: WTF ok I'm officialy ghost banned

by Hileloo November 12, 2020