pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 27, 2023

accidente

a made up italian word you say when something accidentally happened. there is also a game revolving around it where you kick your sibling and say "accidente"

accidente!

by hello it me motherfacka December 29, 2023

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022

Accidental burn

When you try to say something to someone that sounded right in your head at first, and you end up burning them instead.

Just watch michael kelso accidental burn himself in that 70s show. He does it pretty often

by stephen11223344556677889900 December 15, 2023

Accidental

Somebody that does in a car accident with braces on.

Somebody I know suffered from an accidental.

by Alex Garrixsons May 15, 2023

Accidental

Somebody that suffers from a car accident from an accidental

Somebody I know suffered from an accidental

by Alex Garrixsons May 15, 2023

sauce accident

A minor mishap, without serious consequences.

Erin: "I slipped on the ice back there"
Emily: "OMG! Are you OK?"
Erin: "Yeah I fell in the soft snow. Just a sauce accident. Only my ego was bruised"

by Renegade geek August 26, 2023