Graham Weston

Best dad ever

My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.

Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.

He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.

by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025

Graham Corlew

Pedophile.

(Math Teacher): I'm gonna touch minors
(Graham Corlew): Get out of my territory.
(Graham Corlew): *Strokes to Guinea Pigs passionately*

by superdupermegaultragigaballs69 March 4, 2025

Graham's Million

An number thats graham's number to the power of 1 million.

Person 1: Whats your favourite number?

Person 2: Graham's Million.

by Hippopotomonstresesquipedalio March 23, 2025

Andrew graham

He is a fat lesbian with a little penis and a hairline that goes back to 1969, he also have a massive hairy ass.

That guy is so greasy like Andrew graham

by Screetonator November 24, 2021

Graham

Small skinny man also known as tik tak man. Gives to people but to make himself look better.
Couldn’t lift a bag of flower

Graham i

by 1257845!?:( August 14, 2024

Graham

Small skinny white guy.
Seriously this guy is tiny & is known to look like a tik tak.

Usually craws into small holes to hide from dean

Graham is

by 1257845!?:( August 14, 2024

Graham

Small tiny white guy also know as little tik tak man.
Usually hides in small holes in garden to hide from dean & his little bigger brother.
#gayhem

Graham

by 1257845!?:( August 14, 2024