by Grelber June 5, 2009
Get the Ultimate felch mug.Basically like normal Jenga but every time you take a piece out of the tower you have to do a shot of tequila. Other alcohols can be used if tequila isn't available. In the end your so drunk it gets very difficult to keep the tower standing. When the tower is knocked over the players get to decide a humiliation for the loser. What happens in the end all depends on how drunk you are and how much you like the loser.
by Mootixie August 2, 2008
Get the Ultimate Jenga mug.You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.
also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.
also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
Get the Ultimate Fisting mug.Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008
Get the The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge mug.Two Eiffel Towers being performed simultaneously. One girl lays across the other girl in an X, while the 4 guys tag team them and high five all at once, creating the 4 columns of the Eiffell tower.
Janet: Dave and Harold lets do an Eiffell tower?
Brenda: Brian and John lets do an Eiffell tower as well.
Brian, John, Harold, and Dave, simultaneously: How about Janet and Brenda lay on top of each other, while they do us, and blow us, and then we high five. Its the Ultimate Eiffel Tower!
Brenda: Brian and John lets do an Eiffell tower as well.
Brian, John, Harold, and Dave, simultaneously: How about Janet and Brenda lay on top of each other, while they do us, and blow us, and then we high five. Its the Ultimate Eiffel Tower!
by Jmart25 October 27, 2010
Get the Ultimate Eiffel Tower mug.sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.
the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
by diplomia December 13, 2022
Get the ultimate tumblr sexyman mug.A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012
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