ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

Ur mom

A comeback for anything

What’s up
Ur mom

by Idkanamestopasking March 4, 2022

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

löp ur

1) skilled nurse

2) Ran out in swedish
3) addicted to Diazepam

Gian is such a löp ur.

by löp ur May 26, 2021

ur mom

used as a method to abort a heated argument when you have no comebacks left. most popular on XBox live, where it was founded.

Person 1: "3 dollar hairline"
You: "ur mom"

by Pangcheng May 27, 2021

Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end

A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now

by Alch3myX June 1, 2021

Ur mom

The hottest milf ever, she is so hot, genuinely, how did someone so hot make you?

Ur mom

by Peanut_22008 November 22, 2021