Fartstrual cycle

The time taken to brew another fart, having just farted.

The time between farts.

During the week Linda’s fartstrual cycle was roughly 4 hours, but after a night out on the beers and a curry it could be more like 3 minutes.

Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.

by Hyena laugh March 21, 2022

lean pump cycle

YASSSS lean pump clash royale
HEHEHEHA

OMFG he used lean pump cycle

by anonymous April 1, 2022

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

The Food Cycle

Having a fancy over a particular snack for a certain period of time; when your boredom of that previous snack takes over; you begin to choose another particular different snack for a certain period of time and so forth in a cycle...

The food cycle occurred within me and now I have kitkats

by food whore January 28, 2021

spin-cycle

Noun: when your friends start are making fun of you or teasing you

Jared: Yo that shirt is mad gay Frank
Frank: What...
Dennis: Yh and you look like a bird!

Jared: He's in the spin-cycle!

by Flagrant fan April 22, 2021

Brovary Cycle

The cycle in which, like a period, a males testicles will fall off and begin to regrow over the course of a month.

“My balls fell off, my teacher told me i just was going through the brovary cycle.”

by Mike hawkly April 27, 2021