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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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Testicle Sniffer

A bruh that acts like a douche bag but not gay
Kevin is acting like a real testicle sniffer demanding the league to update the app
by McBluffin82 November 20, 2020
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chicken testicles

1-i love her
2-chicken testicles
by EveryoneWillKneelBeforeMe October 30, 2020
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Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.
Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.
by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021
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Testicle choppin

Something that is awesome or great.
Damn girl that sex was testicle choppin I tell you what
by Duck Avenger August 4, 2022
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Testicle Tingler

When you look at or see a hot sexy girl who you would like to get intimate with and your getting aroused making your testicles tingle.
Jen... what's up with you?
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.
by The Plumber Jezza J October 26, 2022
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