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poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
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Straw-Hat

Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.
“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”

“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”
by Saboratory March 30, 2024
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Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
by solarB August 23, 2022
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