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Stealing everything

How about not lying and stealing? How about if you're going to lie and steal and cover up the lying and stealing nobody gives a fuck if you get shot? Not CEOs. Not YouTubers. Not presidents. If I have to sit here in agony while my shit gets stolen and I get ignored... You assholes can die. It's fine.
Hym "Hey, try not stealing everything from people and then doing a weaponized schizophrenia and recording it and watching the people you're doing it to while they are at work? Maybe you would get your kids murdered less. You were objectively getting your kids mass murdered less BEFORE YOU STARTED DOING THIS... And now you are getting mass murdered more. I wonder why THAT is? I mean, nobody is listening to me. I don't have an audience and if I do it is because someone other than me wants me to have an audience and if me having a audience doesn't result in me being paid to have an audience then we are going to have a problem."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
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steal a brainrot

worst game known to man kind
R: hey wanna play steal a brainrot?
P:hell no that shit is absolute buns
by xvxq October 24, 2025
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You don't need to steal it

Nah you just don't need to make whatever point it is you are trying to make here by doing this to me. I was illiciting a response. You could just do that. You can just do the thing I want. But instead you wanted to try to teach me a lesson and you just don't need to do it.
Hym "Nope. Fuck you. You don't need to steal it and I don't need to ascent to your worldview. You can just pay. You want me to change my behavior as a precondition to getting credit for the good that I do. I just don't have to let you do this reversal of my thing. You are trying to validate your worldview through me AS THOUGH it is the only way that anyone gets anything in life is by way of compliance with the Jews. And if that IS the case than how are you not evil Jewish cabal? It isn't gambling. Or if there is gambling I'm not the one doing it or orchestrating it. Seriously. Fuck your piece of shit kids. For real. How about 'stop doing shit in their name or figure out how to stop people from doing shit in my name?' How bout Dat?"
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Stop the steal

Ha! The pipe bomber is a 'stop the steal' guy. That's hilarious. Also, I have been playing a ton so Super Robot Wars Ys and "THUNDER BOMBER!!!" Is the best thing to yell before you do literally anything! The game pays homage to all the old mecha anime and rakes place after the events of Lelouch of the rebellion. Totally unrelated but, yeah. It slaps. I spent my entire life thinking Getterrobo looked stupid and now I'm all...
Hym "THUNDER... BOM-BERRRRRR!!!!"

Iam *sigh* "It's Eminence in Shadow all over again... You know, I am literally the original stop the steal guy and that blanket pardon probably applies to me as well..."

Hym "Shit! The sonar! This... Are we blind!? I don't think we should be blind for this long. Did they turn the lights off!?"

Iam "Well... I don't FEEL blind... So there's that..."

Hym "Hmm......... Me neither... I don't feel blind either......"

Iam "Huh........ Welp. Boong.... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah well fire didn't work so.... THUNDER BOM-BERRRRR!!!!"
by Hym Iam December 12, 2025
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National steal a cam day

On the 30th of December it is National steal a cam day. this means if you have a friend with the name cam, you can steal them for a day, and they can only respond with "Yes" to a question, or request
Ben: Hey its national steal a cam day!
Cam: oh no, not again...
Ben: Come back here you short stack
by PlebStacker124 November 23, 2021
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Stealing from the geese

The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.
Ashlyn came home from chemistry class and couldn’t wait to begin stealing from the geese
by davewantsshots January 17, 2025
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Stealing Property

Nobody give a fuck what you believe about execution.
Hym "That's a belief that you can have but I don't have to share that belief and the 5th amendment states that I need to be given due compensation for my property. You want me to have to listen to business owners and because I didn't you are stealing property from me."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
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