Snowflake

Oh no the snowflake is offended! Offended and retarded!

Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Snowflakes

A buzzword unironically uttered by GROWN FUCKING MEN who complain about Pride Month or whine about how you can't look up a woman's skirt in a video game.

"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"

Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.

by Cynical Man December 3, 2025

Snowflake

What is is: A person who easily and irrationally gets upset at what other people say or do.

What it isn't: A left wing person, or a person calling out bigotry. There are plenty of conservative snowflakes, political views doesn't come into it.

The owner of the syrup brand decided to remove racist imagery from their packaging. This prompted many snowflakes to throw a tantrum and whinge about "cancel culture".

The 31 year old snowflake was upset because the world wouldn't cater to his every whim.

The snowflake was incredibly upset because the movie had a male character who is in love with another male character, and called for a boycott of the production company.

by 3BSG3 June 13, 2023

copyright snowflake

someone who will strike down anything and everything they deem is infringing on their copyright, even if the violation is very minor or can be rebuked. if the attempt fails, most commonly they will then sue the violator. they also might have ulterior motives.

someone : *uses a photo that's in the public domain in whatever*
someone else (copyright snowflake) : YOU CANT USE THAT
someone : uh, I bought this photo off a stock image website
copyright snowflake : I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about that formatting/editing style you're using, thats mine!
someone : its only like 2 seconds ffs, I can just change it or cut it out.
copyright snowflake : sorry! I have to send a strike!

by Xxnoobdestroyer29xX June 15, 2023

Snowflake

someone who gets offended when someone calls them a weirdo for wiping their ass standing up

Person 1: "Do you wipe standing or sitting?

Person 2: "Standing"
Person 1: "damn ew"
Person 2: "DUDE STFU OMG YOURE THE WEIRDO FOR STANDING"
snowflake

by kay3405 June 19, 2023

Snowflake

One who gets offended and 'melts' away at the thought of someone who is different from them living their life.

James is such a cute little snowflake, he wanted to check that woman's genitals before she used the bathroom.

by Arby’s ™ April 7, 2025

Unconsensual Snowflakes

the unintentional and undesirable entry of snowflakes into one's mouth without any effort to capture them, usually while strolling outside in snowy conditions.

I was walking form your mom's house, minding my own business, when a flurry of unconsensual snowflakes ambushed my mouth.

by UserExtraSauce April 23, 2025